No automated machine in this service

I’ve finally managed to work on my phobia from online casino gambling and gave it a shot a few weeks ago. Things started badly as I tried to put in my deposit and already made some kind of error charging me twice. It was close to 3 am and it didn’t seem likely that there is anything to do there but bare the costs of my haste. But then I remembered something on the online casino website about a 24/7 help service. I more expected an automated machine to answer but called anyway. Hey, it is a toll free number, what do I have to lose. Someone did actually answer - a live voice to my surprise. I didn’t expect such a patient service too and I am happy to say that the sweet costumer service girl easily cancelled my double deposit.

Online Strip Blackjack - For Real

Hey, have you guys ever heard of strip blackjack? It’s freakin’ awesome! It can be played by lots of people, and if you don’t have an actual card deck handy you can just do it using an online casino blackjack game. Y’all can take turns playing blackjack, and every time you win – or every time you lose – you take off an article of clothing. It’s that simple! Think about the possibilities. I mean, you invite a bunch of girls over, tell ‘em you’re playing blackjack, suggest strip blackjack, and then maybe even give them a hands-on demonstration!

Sure you risk getting slapped, but so what? Online blackjack is a perfect way for people to play strip games without having an actual card deck with them! I know it sounds crazy, but it’s totally awesome! You can set out drinks and have a helluva party, and because of all the things that it could be about, its about online blackjack. Isn’t that, like, genius at work? Come on, you know it is a great idea! Online blackjack rules! Strip games rule! Put them together, I say

Check those progressive slot machines

Some may call me a sucker for slots but is that so wrong to want to join the Millionaires club? And by Millionaire club I don’t mean any specific online casino slot game. What I’m saying is that it could be great to simply be a Millionaire. Yeah, and so simple! Well…I reckon it’s at least more simple than winning win the lotto (-: Yeah, I’m a true optimist and so as I see it, the more online casino slot gamblers join the games I play, the better chances I’ve got to win them. Right now, for instance, the Inter casino jackpot reached the $4 million mark and Golden Palace has a $5 million slot machine too. So if you’re reading this, just join the race. Call me greedy, but $6 million are even better than 5!

Online slots is my no-brainer of the week

I’m no stranger to most forms and species of cards but I’ve reached an age where I know what I know and that’s it. My friends used to try and convince me to learn a new game of cards whenever there was nothing better to do but I just wouldn’t listen. I want no-brainers please. I came across this recent article about some woman from Georgia who won around 2 million dollars playing online casino slots so I took a look- and hey, if you’re interested- this is what I found. I realized that this is the easiest game in the universe, push a button and you might win. Number two, slots fall under progressive jackpots which often climb into the millions of dollars and trust me on this one- that’s a lot of money. Online slots are an easy learning environment-no impatient players around who are pressuring you. You got all the flashy lights, sirens, bells whistles to simulate a casino vibe. Ok, it’s not the real deal- fine. But it’s got a lot of things going for it. Especially if you’re someone looking for a beginners introduction to the world of online casino gambling. (Why? - because you need no experience to play slots!)

First Thing in the Morning

Years ago, when I would wake up, I would press the button and turn on the kettle even before I turn on the light. Then I find the door knob, turn it and bring in the newspaper from the doorstep. If I would even look at the front page, it would be for the headline, nothing more than that. I would instead go directly to the Sports section. But this was years ago, and it has changed since, with the invention of the internet, for one.

See, I am no longer subscribed to receiving the daily newsppaer on a daily basis. Sure, it comes around the weekend, three days of the week, mainly for keeping the habit of sitting on the front lawn, coffee (coffee again?) and newspaper on my lap. But on a regular morning i go to the computer and check out the news over there. and guess what the default home page is set to on my computer - and me being a news freak if i may say so myself - it is online gambling news!

Wheel Of Fortune

The Big Six Wheel, or Wheel of Fortune as it is sometimes called, is simple and fun to play.

However, as a smart player you are looking for casino games that have a small house edge. Wheel of Fortune is one of the worst table games to play due to its extremely high house advantage.
In my next posts I would like to intruduce you this fine game, stay tuned

Slots Machines Terms

Fill	A name for the act of a casino employee filling the hopper when it runs out of coins.
Hold	House profit, a percentage of each game. Usually 3% to 15%.
Hopper	This is where the coins are held in the machine. Hoppers not only run empty, they also overflow. When this happens the surplus coins drop into a bucket underneath the hopper, making the casino profit. The buckets are usually emptied in the early morning hours when traffic is slow.
Pay cycle	A widely held belief which means that, after taking in a number of coins slot machines must pay out in order to meet the percentage payout that has been programmed into the software.
Pay line	The line in the middle of the slot window. Can be three or even five lines. Only winning symbols on a pay line will make the coins drop.
Reels	The reels on which the symbols are displayed, usually three reels but sometimes two and four or even higher. The more reels the machine has the harder it is to hit the jackpot.
Symbols	The icons or symbols that appear on the reels can be anything, depending on the manufacturers imagination.
Take cycle	This is the opposite of the pay cycle. If you believe in the pay/take philosophy then you believe that a pay cycle is always followed by a take cycle, meaning you may get a small hit but basically it's feeding time for the slot.
Tilt	Slots stop paying and the tilt light comes usually because they have run out of coins, or because a coin is stuck in mechanism. slots memory will hold coins owed to the player and will pay after the corrections have been made to the problem.