Monday, July 9, 2007

Online Strip Blackjack - For Real

Hey, have you guys ever heard of strip blackjack? It’s freakin’ awesome! It can be played by lots of people, and if you don’t have an actual card deck handy you can just do it using an online casino blackjack game. Y’all can take turns playing blackjack, and every time you win – or every time you lose – you take off an article of clothing. It’s that simple! Think about the possibilities. I mean, you invite a bunch of girls over, tell ‘em you’re playing blackjack, suggest strip blackjack, and then maybe even give them a hands-on demonstration!

Sure you risk getting slapped, but so what? Online blackjack is a perfect way for people to play strip games without having an actual card deck with them! I know it sounds crazy, but it’s totally awesome! You can set out drinks and have a helluva party, and because of all the things that it could be about, its about online blackjack. Isn’t that, like, genius at work? Come on, you know it is a great idea! Online blackjack rules! Strip games rule! Put them together, I say

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Check those progressive slot machines

Some may call me a sucker for slots but is that so wrong to want to join the Millionaires club? And by Millionaire club I don’t mean any specific online casino slot game. What I’m saying is that it could be great to simply be a Millionaire. Yeah, and so simple! Well…I reckon it’s at least more simple than winning win the lotto (-: Yeah, I’m a true optimist and so as I see it, the more online casino slot gamblers join the games I play, the better chances I’ve got to win them. Right now, for instance, the Inter casino jackpot reached the $4 million mark and Golden Palace has a $5 million slot machine too. So if you’re reading this, just join the race. Call me greedy, but $6 million are even better than 5!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Online slots is my no-brainer of the week

I’m no stranger to most forms and species of cards but I’ve reached an age where I know what I know and that’s it. My friends used to try and convince me to learn a new game of cards whenever there was nothing better to do but I just wouldn’t listen. I want no-brainers please. I came across this recent article about some woman from Georgia who won around 2 million dollars playing online casino slots so I took a look- and hey, if you’re interested- this is what I found. I realized that this is the easiest game in the universe, push a button and you might win. Number two, slots fall under progressive jackpots which often climb into the millions of dollars and trust me on this one- that’s a lot of money. Online slots are an easy learning environment-no impatient players around who are pressuring you. You got all the flashy lights, sirens, bells whistles to simulate a casino vibe. Ok, it’s not the real deal- fine. But it’s got a lot of things going for it. Especially if you’re someone looking for a beginners introduction to the world of online casino gambling. (Why? - because you need no experience to play slots!)

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

First Thing in the Morning

Years ago, when I would wake up, I would press the button and turn on the kettle even before I turn on the light. Then I find the door knob, turn it and bring in the newspaper from the doorstep. If I would even look at the front page, it would be for the headline, nothing more than that. I would instead go directly to the Sports section. But this was years ago, and it has changed since, with the invention of the internet, for one.

See, I am no longer subscribed to receiving the daily newsppaer on a daily basis. Sure, it comes around the weekend, three days of the week, mainly for keeping the habit of sitting on the front lawn, coffee (coffee again?) and newspaper on my lap. But on a regular morning i go to the computer and check out the news over there. and guess what the default home page is set to on my computer - and me being a news freak if i may say so myself - it is online gambling news!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Wheel Of Fortune

The Big Six Wheel, or Wheel of Fortune as it is sometimes called, is simple and fun to play.

However, as a smart player you are looking for casino games that have a small house edge. Wheel of Fortune is one of the worst table games to play due to its extremely high house advantage.
In my next posts I would like to intruduce you this fine game, stay tuned

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Slots Machines Terms

FillA name for the act of a casino employee filling the hopper when it runs out of coins.
HoldHouse profit, a percentage of each game. Usually 3% to 15%.
HopperThis is where the coins are held in the machine. Hoppers not only run empty, they also overflow. When this happens the surplus coins drop into a bucket underneath the hopper, making the casino profit. The buckets are usually emptied in the early morning hours when traffic is slow.
Pay cycleA widely held belief which means that, after taking in a number of coins slot machines must pay out in order to meet the percentage payout that has been programmed into the software.
Pay lineThe line in the middle of the slot window. Can be three or even five lines. Only winning symbols on a pay line will make the coins drop.
ReelsThe reels on which the symbols are displayed, usually three reels but sometimes two and four or even higher. The more reels the machine has the harder it is to hit the jackpot.
SymbolsThe icons or symbols that appear on the reels can be anything, depending on the manufacturers imagination.
Take cycleThis is the opposite of the pay cycle. If you believe in the pay/take philosophy then you believe that a pay cycle is always followed by a take cycle, meaning you may get a small hit but basically it's feeding time for the slot.
TiltSlots stop paying and the tilt light comes usually because they have run out of coins, or because a coin is stuck in mechanism. slots memory will hold coins owed to the player and will pay after the corrections have been made to the problem.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

How to Win Slots Machines

Slot Machines Winning Strategies

Preface

Hot slots, a giving machine, a machine that didn't give for a long time, these are only a small selection of believes that people have about slot machines that have better chances of winning.

Don't waste your time trying to find a "due" to payoff machine it's a myth. The slot machines are programmed at the manufacturing site to be random; each play on each machine has the same odds no matter how often or how long ago it paid off.

One of the true facts about slot machines is that mostly, higher value machine payoff a little more often the smaller value machines. The nickel and quarter machines usually pay the least, while the $100.00 machines pay off the most often.

It is also true that if you are a consistent player, and play a lot the casino may regard you as a preferred customer. The casino may give these preferred customers a prize in an attempt to keep them coming and playing in their casino.

Simple Slots

There is no strategy in simple slot machines. All you do is insert money, pull the handle (click the key) and let luck take its course. Just remember to gamble with what you can afford to lose. Take your wins when you get them, and play for fun.

Multiple-Coin Slots

Multiple-Coin slots are slot machines that can be played with multiple coins. There are two different kinds:

The first kind is machines that by increasing the number of payout lines, it is possible to increase the odds of winning. There is a maximum of five lines three horizontal and two diagonal. Each coin played adds one more. The machine will pay out on winning sequences on all lines you've bet on.

The second kind, are slot- machines that their payout depends on your bet. For instance, if one coin is played the payout might be 200 coins, 500 coins for two coins played and if a third coin is played - 1000 coins. In these machines the best strategy is to play the maximum number of coins, because assuming you win the same number of times the additional payout percentage makes you more money.

It is smarter to play a quarter machine using maximum coins than to play a dollar machine using one coin.




Winning Attitude

There are a few points you should keep in mind when you want to win some real money at an online casino slot machine.

The casinos know well and not from a book that greed is the greatest motivator, so know yourself and play according to your style.

Limit your play to 3 to 5 pulls on any one machine. On quarter machines you can allow yourself a little more pulls.

If you enjoy playing the slots randomly, that's fine, it's your money. We played that way for many years and thinking we're enjoying ourselves and loosing money, but we can tell you we have a lot more fun now using specific techniques.

To avoid disappointment make sure you understand the winnings diagram on any slot you play.

Don't chase the Jackpot, Particularly on the high-end slots. If you want to play for fun then play the nickel machines. $5.00 will take you too far too soon.

It is best to play the maximum number of coins, depending on you and your funds. This will increase your odds for a bigger win. If you get a good hit...play another couple of pulls and run.

Don't forget yourself. Make sure you notice when you cannot afford more losses and stop. Don't count on the casino to tell you you're exaggerating.

Take a chance on high-end machines such as the 5.00 slots only when you can afford it. If you get lucky, grab the money and run (or in our case - click out immediately).